The Tournament

There has been so much trash released over the past couple of years, however The Tournament is one of those fun trashy movies that hits the action spot very nicely, what we have is a game that takes place every 7 years and 30 top assassins play out for the top prize, and yes they have to kill each other to win 10 million, a bug has been placed inside them so they can track each other down and a bunch of rich folk place there bets in who will win.. Well thats pretty much the plot.. So what now follows is a Battle Royal kill fest, and boy do we have some brutal and bloody kills, the film makers were smart to even through in some nudity...and hey presto we have another trashy exploitation movie, but this one kinda rocks, it will remind you of other movies you have seen...like Battle Royal, The Running Man, and even Gamer, so don't expect anything original but there are some nice set pieces, blood gets splattered all over the place and oh... did i even mention that there is some nudity?

Wow. I was expecting a mediocre executed movie but it turned out to be awesome from the first minute in. I don't know why the movie gets so much negative feedback here.

When you watch the movie it's very clear that the makers were inspired by "Battle Royale" and "Terminator 2". A solid cast: Ving Rhames (always bad-ass), Robert Carlyle, Ian Somerhalder (who does surprisingly well!) and a action-packed small role for Scott Adkins. Guns, gore, boobs and loads of stunts & action!

Highly recommended for action-fans!

7/10

The Tournament - a deadly game played out every 7 years, where the world's richest people put 30 of the world's deadliest assassins in an out of the way town, and bet on who will be the last man (or woman) standing. The surprise (aha( is that through a plot twist, a drunken priest played by Robert Carlyle becomes an unwilling participant. Ving Rhames, Kelly Hu and that dueshbag from LOST round out the character actors.

A movie like this, for me, needs two things - badass characters - and I mean MAKE THEM BADASS! Have a guy who uses snakes as weapons, and has an eyepatch, and uses a boomerang! Have a girl who has poisons and throwing stars, and who killed her whole family when she was 3 years old - I want some bloody history goddammit. Have assassins who get their arms pulled off and still keep killing. What we get here is a stupid video game sequence for each of the top 5 assassins, THE TEXAN, THE FRENCHMAN, THE Asian CHICK, etc, kicking and punching a bit before freezing for the camera. This is not the way to go. Show them in their environment. SHOW us, don't just tell us how badass they are.

The movie has a stupid subplot where Ving Rhames's wife has been killed, and hes there for revenge, blah blah blah, these movies tend to get all cocked up when they try to make an emotional plot work, and this one is no exception. I feel like having this tournament, plus a bystander who's a priest who then becomes one of the players is more than enough plot for an action movie, the rest can be just watching the carnage unfold, and if the characters are interesting, and the action scenes are creative, that's all it really needs. This movie tries to straddle both, and ends up having mediocre characters having mediocre fight scenes (the two fight scenes with the FRENCHMAN were the exceptions, mostly because I'm a sucker for that parkour jumping around stuff).

One last thing - movies like this need to understand the idea of contrasting elements. Contrast these deadly killers against a very normal town! Show them getting coffee at starbucks, fighting in a wal-mart, contrast crazy with normal. Instead the towns people seem to barely exist, the cops are nowhere, you never get that moment where a kid looks at a bleeding murderer from behind a box of paper towels, and the killer goes "hey there buddy" before blowing away a crazy monkey fighter who leaps over the tootsie roll display. This place is the town equivalent of an empty warehouse.

People are comparing it to death race, but I actually liked that better, because it embraced it's stupidity, and didn't try to have that emotional subplot. The Tournament is really a movie best enjoyed after at least four beers, and even then you might find yourself nodding off near the end.

A series of TV news reports are shown about acts of violence across the globe ; gunfights , crossfire , assaults , explosions , terrorist attacks, and other acts of murder, both small and larger scale . In some of these reports, the newscasters say that authorities are dismissing some of the random explosions as accidental. Television is really controlled and a sadistic game show is followed by wealthy people betting amount of dollars and it has become the most popular program . The TV game run by a director (Liam Cunningham) in which various murderers are selected for a ruthless manhunt , as each game is selected some extremely hired killers in the Mysterious event called "The tournament". . It is a game of world's best Assassins killing each other while featured live to its buyers as the world's best Show on earth. Here take part the following ones : Oshua Harlow (Ving Rhames) is a main champion , considered to be Number One , Lai Lai Zhen (Kelly Hu) a sexy high kicking, sharp shooting Chinese woman hoping to win enough money to quit 'the life' and disappear forever , Miles Slade (Ian Somerhalder) an crazy Texan who has entered purely as an excuse to create slaughter , chaos and massacre, a free running killer and Parkour expert , Anton Bogart (Sebastien Foucan) , the nasty villainous Steve Tomko (Craig Conway) who has entered as a test of his own hunter/killer skills , among others . Thousands of people watching the tournament , betting on which one of the 30 assassins will survive the next 24 hours "kill or die" and claim . The last man standing receiving the elevated cash prize and the title of Worlds No 1, which itself carries the legendary million dollar a bullet price tag . Every Seven Years The World's Greatest Assassins Gather ... Only One Will Survive . Death by elimination . Coming soon to a town near you!

This nail-biting film contains action , thrills, suspense , blood , a little bit of black humor and is plenty of graphical violence . Special effects laden flick with ultra-violent events , but being really a loose rendition written by Gary Young & Jonathan Frank & Nick Rown freely based on the Stephen King novel that was adapted on cinema by Paul Michael Glaser as ¨Running Man¨ with Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jim Brown and Yaphet Kotto , the film is based very loosely on the novel of the same name . The story deals with a futuristic TV game show in which men hunt them down and kill them in gruesome manners . The movie displays strong and realistic fights and excellent action sequences with bloody attacks and violent , blistering struggles . The highlights of the film are the enjoyable relationship that's established between the peculiar characters of the priest/Robert Carlyle and the murderess/Kelli Hu, as well as the impressive and unstoppable pursuits-crashes between a double-decker bus and a giant truck. The picture belong to ¨dystopian world¨ genre in which tyrannical states are controlled by cruel death games , such as ¨Running Man¨ (Paul Michael Glaser) , ¨Battle Royale¨ (Kinji Fukasaku) and the recent ¨Hunger Games¨(Gary Ross) . The film is carried out by a varied cast , although it stands out Ving Rhames as a hunk and powerful warrior , he steals the spectacle as one army man , as enemies are dispatched in turn . Along with other important actors , such as : Robert Carlyle, Kelly Hu, Ian Somerhalder, Liam Cunningham, John Lynch , Andy Nyman , Iddo Goldberg , Nick Rowntree , Rachel Grant and special appearance by Scott Adkins proving his fighting skills . Being a United Kingdom/United States/Bahrain co-production here the British cast prevails.

It contains a thrilling and appropriate musical score by Laura Karpman, mostly composed by means of synthesizer . Evocative and adequate , though dark at times, cinematography by Emil Topuzov . This lavishly produced motion picture was well directed by Scott Mann . He's an action expert directing some succesful films with plenty of spectacular set pieces , violence , thrills and twisted intrigues , such as : ¨Fall¨, ¨Heist¨, ¨Down Amongst the Dead¨ , ¨Final Score¨ and this ¨The Tournament¨ . Rating : 6/10.

When I first learned about this movie and its premise, I thought "What? Someone actually ripped off an Albert Pyun movie?!?!" Actually, the Pyun movie that's ripped off is MEAN GUNS, one of Pyun's better movies... though still not that great. I actually thought that these filmmakers had a good chance of improving on Pyun, so I gave this movie a try.

To be sure, this movie is not a masterpiece. There's barely a plot here, and most of the characters are thinly sketched out (the priest's sad situation, for one thing, is never explained.) However, what weaknesses the movie has are made up for considerably with the action. Whew, this movie is almost non-stop action! And the action scenes are pretty well done, with a mix of different kinds of action (martial arts, gunplay, and my favorite, a freeway chase.) Blood squirts, bodies explode, this movie has it all. You might think that this action becomes numbing after a while, but amazingly it keeps your interest up. So if you happen to be in the mood for a non-think kind of entertainment, THE TOURNAMENT will probably satisfy.