- Frankie Stevens: You know, you say that one more time I will punch you in the nose.
- Mac Thompkins: Been a while since I fought a woman.
- Umpire: Coach, I don't mean to interrupt your little chat but there's sixteen thousand and one of us - think there's a baseball game going on here. Play ball?
- Padre Estaban: Some times God gives us the ability to make them.
- Cesar Faz: Teams?
- Padre Estaban: Miracles.
- Cesar Faz: What are you doin' here?
- Mr. Tanner: It's baseball. Why it's a world series. Only in America.