- Journalist: Lovecraft was born in Providence Road Island on August 20th, 1890. This... is not his home.
- 70's Journalist: Sure he's a bad journalist! Sure he likes to pound the asses of young boys from time to time... and who doesn't? But, he's still a human being. And more importantly... he's an American.
- Journalist: [off camera] Tell us your impressions of H.P. Lovecraft, Ma'am.
- Suburban Mom: Okay. Uhh... He was a super guy, and did all these really super things... and helped... staving children in Africa and he was just like super duper!