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The Quick and the Undead (2006)

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The Quick and the Undead

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  • Blythe Remington: Once again, you learn there's nothing you can hunt, that I can't steal. As I said, you got two options: you can drop the bag, or you can just drop.
  • Ryn Baskin: You forgot about my third option.
  • [Ryn tries to pull his gun, but Blythe shoots him]
  • Blythe Remington: No, I didn't.
  • Hans Tubman: [talking about Ryn] I didn't think they were going to kill you but you must understand they promised 20%, that's 10% MORE
  • [kicks Ryn's body]
  • Hans Tubman: then you ever offered!
  • Hans Tubman: You're never afraid that you'll screw up, that one time the zombies won't come out for the chum?
  • Ryn Baskin: They always come out for the chum, zombies are stupid.
  • Hans Tubman: That little girl in Lost Hills didn't fall for the chum.
  • Ryn Baskin: Every Hunter has rules, kill the fresh ones first, their muscle tissue is still intact, they're still capable of running and lunging, then pick the rotting ones off one by one.
  • Hans Tubman: What if you are outnumbered?
  • Ryn Baskin: Numbers don't matter if you stay in an open field. Most zombies are slow, you can outrun them. That is why you never go inside; a zombie will always outlast you, and get you when you're trying to escape. Never go inside.
  • Blythe Remington: You cheated me, Ryn, they told me you were dead.
  • Ryn Baskin: Better dead then undead.
  • Ryn Baskin: The way I see it, you got two options: drop the bounty, or just drop.
  • [Blythe considers pulling his gun for a long moment, until a group of zombies grab him and pull him away]
  • Ryn Baskin: Better dead then undead.
  • Ryn Baskin: Never go inside.
  • Blythe Remington: Zombies are getting harder and harder to find, if we're gonna continue making a living doing this, we've gotta infect our own towns, start our own plagues, spread the virus.
  • Hunter Leah: You're crazy.
  • Blythe Remington: You don't know what crazy is. Crazy? Crazy is when you come home, and find that your wife has been bitten, and turned into one of these things. Crazy is when you turn around, and your ten year old daughter is behind you with the flesh of her mother still in her mouth, and you have to kill her, cuz you know if you don't, she's gonna kill you. Neither of you people know crazy. *I* know crazy.
  • Hunter Leah: When have you done this, Blythe?
  • Blythe Remington: Twice. Once in Lost Hills.
  • Hunter Leah: and the other?
  • [Blythe looks out the window where there's a massive horde of the undead]
  • Jackson: Shit!

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