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He's Such a Girl
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Taylor
: What's more sexy than a man and his ironing board? Those perfectly pressed cuffs? Starch makes me horny. Mmm.
Whitney
: Are you a dirty little slut that needs dry cleaning?
Aldo
: And how are the coupons, Mrs. Brady?
Whitney
: I already saved us ten bucks.
Aldo
: You are gonna make a great wife someday.
Whitney
: Is that a proposal, big guy?
Taylor
: Oh, no way. Aldo loves variety. He could never settle for just one guy.
Taylor
: Just tell Whit I want to be left alone. I need a little Taylor time.
Aldo
: How about a goodbye rub?
Aldo
: I will never be irrelevant in our life. I could call your parents right now and rock their holy world.
Whitney
: Well, you know what? I'm just trying to distract myself while I give Taylor some space.
Aldo
: Then knit me a sweater, homo.
Linda
: Put your hands on my ass.
Whitney
: But you're my boss.
Linda
: Then do as you're told.
Taylor
: Booty call.
Tara
: Don't YOU know how to make a girl feel special!
Taylor's Father
: Let's go upstairs and wash the sins of the city from your skin.
Linda
: I told the girls at lunch today that we had one drink and the night ended. If I hear alternate stories floating around, you'll be fired.
Taylor
: How are the tampons, Whit?
Whitney
: Why? You need one?
Taylor
: Do your shoes match your bag?
Whitney
: Little early to be drinking, isn't it?
Aldo
: It's five o'clock SOMEWHERE in the world.
Whitney
: Yeah, but it's two o'clock here.
Whitney
: You're a lot more fun when you're not threatening me.
Whitney
: No, no, I'm, uh, done chasing shadows; I'm here to lose my marbles.
Linda
: Want bliss? Buy a candy bar.
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