Sleeping Dogs Lie (I) (2006)

Melinda Page Hamilton: Amy

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• [first lines] 

  Amy : My name is Amy and, yes, at college I blew my dog.

• Amy : Men are insecure enough about their penises. There's no need to bring the whole animal kingdom into it.

• Amy : Anyone here besides me know what canine semen tastes like?

• John : Whatever happened to your dog?

  Amy : I gave him away.

  John : Why?

  Amy : He got too big.

• John : When I was a boy and when I played with myself, the first time I came I thought I broke my bits.

  Amy : [laughing]  How old were you?

  John : Twenty.

• Amy : I have a confession to make.

  John : You're a dude?

• Randy : Oh, yeah, hey, uh, my mom made this casserole and wanted me to bring it over to ya.

  Amy : Oh... well, thank you.

  Randy : Uh-huh. Bounced around in my truck a little bit. Should be okay. It smells like ass but... probably doesn't... taste like it.

• Amy : I had never had sex with Linda or any other woman. The idea of sex without a penis is like a sandwich without the meat.

• John : I have blue balls.

  Amy : Is it my sexy nightgown?

  John : Tents make me horny.

• Amy : You wrestled another woman in your underwear while Elvis beat off... and you didn't even get laid?

• Amy : You're not hard.

  John : I will be. Just shut up and kiss me.

• Amy : You have a nice penis.

• Amy : [voiceover]  It's important to lie. It's trying to live up to the lies that we tell about ourselves that makes us better people.

• Ed : Hey, um, what do you like most about teaching?

  Amy : Hmm. I would have to say... the microwave food.

• Amy : Why don't you go talk to him?

  John : Not now. He's got an axe.

• Randy : You look really pretty when you're sad.

  Amy : You, too.