Madison Pettis: Peyton Kelly

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Peyton Kelly

Peyton Kelly: My mom says that she fell in love with you because you played guitar and you sounded just like Elvis.
Joe Kingman: Really?
Joe Kingman: [in Elvis voice] Well, what do you think?
Peyton Kelly: I think she was tone deaf, and you sound more like a wounded moose than the King.
Joe Kingman: Ohh, a wounded moose?

Joe Kingman: Well, who are you here with?
Peyton Kelly: My father.
Joe Kingman: Well you better go get him, because I'm sure he's looking for you.
Peyton Kelly: He's not looking for me.
Joe Kingman: How do you know?
Peyton Kelly: Because he's looking *at* me.
Joe Kingman: What?
Peyton Kelly: Hi, we've never met before, you were married to my mom, Sara. Sara Kelly. My name is Peyton. I'm your daughter.

Joe Kingman: What did you put in those cookies?
Peyton Kelly: Um, milk, flour, eggs, cinnamon.
Joe Kingman: Cinammon? I'm allergic to cinnamon!
Peyton Kelly: I'm sorry.
Joe Kingman: You're sowry? I'm talking like t'his and all you can say is you're sowry?
Peyton Kelly: I'm allergic to nuts.

Peyton Kelly: Hey, Joe. You got money on New York or something?
Joe Kingman: [Chuckles] Peyton?
[Groans]
Joe Kingman: Come here. Please tell me you're not on the lam again.
Karen Kelly: No, this time she brought the warden with her.
Joe Kingman: What are you guys doing here?
Peyton Kelly: I called an audible. See, I thought you'd be better of without me. But judging by the butt-whupping you got out there, I guess I was wrong. I love you, Daddy. I want to come home.
Joe Kingman: I love you too, Peyton. I love you so much.

Joe Kingman: You know what? It's all coming back to me. Of course. All the talking, and the arguing and the complaining! And you know what? You're just like her!
Peyton Kelly: Oh yeah?
Joe Kingman: Yeah. You think you're right about everything, just like her?
Peyton Kelly: What else?
Joe Kingman: You scrunch your nose when you get angry, just like her!
Peyton Kelly: Keep it coming!
Joe Kingman: You're always working me with those big brown eyes... Well actually it's really cute, but it doesn't matter. Because it's just like her!
Peyton Kelly: Is that all you got?
Joe Kingman: And then you get inside of people's minds and drive them crazy, just like her!
Peyton Kelly: Well at least I got a mind, because if I didn't I'd be JUST LIKE YOU!
Joe Kingman: Well I'm lucky. Because as far as I'm concerned, you are NOTHING like me!
Peyton Kelly: Good, because I am sick of it here!
Joe Kingman: Well what do you want from me?
Peyton Kelly: AAH!
Joe Kingman: Don't turn your back on me young lady! Tell me what you want!
Peyton Kelly: MY MOM!

Joe Kingman: Hey, P, you're awake. How you feeling?
Peyton Kelly: I'm okay. I want to go home.
Joe Kingman: Okay. No problem. Doctor said you could come home tomorrow. Then we can go home.
Peyton Kelly: I want to go home now with Aunt Karen.
Joe Kingman: P, if it's... if it's what I said at the restaurant, honey, I didn't mean that.
Peyton Kelly: I just want to go home with Aunt Karen. I never should've come here.

Joe Kingman: Now, about your mom.
Peyton Kelly: I told you, it was last-minute.
Joe Kingman: I just can't believe that the Sara I knew would just let her daughter show up at my doorstep alone.
[pause]
Joe Kingman: I know what happened.
Peyton Kelly: You do?
Joe Kingman: Yeah? She's gained a lot of weight.
Peyton Kelly: No.
Joe Kingman: What's she pushing now? About 180? Deuce?

Joe Kingman: Then you get inside people's minds, and you drive them crazy, just like her!
Peyton Kelly: Well at least I got a mind, because if I didn't, I'd be just like you!

Peyton Kelly: [voicemail] Hi, this is Peyton and Karen. Leave us a message. Bye.