- Jackson Stewart: [the beginning drum beat of the 'Hannah Montana' theme song is heard while Jackson is watching TV] Ugh! When is this show NOT ON?
- Amber: [the girls think a bear is outside of their tent] I'm too pretty to die!
- Ashley Dewitt: No way, I'm pretty, too!
- Miley Stewart: Alright! I'll go check!
- Ashley Dewitt: [she leaves, and loud growling is heard] Oh my gosh! Lilly, go check on her!
- Lilly Truscott: Why do I have to go?
- Amber: [scoffs] I believe we've established the pretty scale.
- Lilly Truscott: Hey Oliver! I can see you!
- Oliver Oken: [Lifting Miley's hair on the other side] I can see you too!