Bradley Cooper credited as playing...
Will Tippin
- Will Tippin: Being a reporter sucks. Can I just establish that?
- Francie Calfo: Okay.
- Will Tippin: Hi.
- Francie Calfo: Hi, and what have we been drinking?
- Will Tippin: Uh, I don't know. It was something with a little horse on the label. Or a dog, I don't know. Some mythical creature condemned to live in a bottle for the rest of eternity. Doghorse, it's a doghorse. Did I mention that my life sucks? Did I mention that?
- Will Tippin: [holding a black wig] I thought I looked like Gabe Kaplan.
- Kelly McNeil: Who's that?
- Will Tippin: Doesn't matter.