- Clare Arnold: [at the Convent at Dinner. Clare is trying to get Kelly to pass the potatoes without talking] Pass the damn potatoes.
- [looks around nervously]
- Clare Arnold: Darn potatoes.
- [Kelly passes them]
- David Silver: A porno!
- Ray Pruit: For real? They're gonna shoot it here!
- David Silver: And Brandon okayed this?
- Steve Sanders: I haven't exactly told him about that part yet.
- Tony Marchette: Get him out of here!
- Ronnie: No problem.
- [Starts to get up]
- Dylan McKay: Just ask, politely and I'll leave but I won't go away.
- [Gets right in Tony's face]
- Dylan McKay: I'll never go away until you are put away!
- [after Brandon learns he has unknowingly given permission for a porn film to be shot at his house]
- Brandon Walsh: I can't believe I almost invited Susan here.
- Susan Keats: [At her dorm room] Oh, please; Steve cheated on his placement exams and that has been legendary in the Math Department.
- Brandon Walsh: Hey, what Steve did was boneheaded but in the end he is still my friend and he will be there which is more than I can say for you.