John Stamos credited as playing...
Jesse Katsopolis
- Jesse Katsopolis: I don't want to work with Pop anymore.
- Irene Katsopolis: I knew this day was coming. I was hoping I'd be dead when it did.
- Jesse Katsopolis: I want to talk to you about my music.
- Irene Katsopolis: Sure, I'm hip, I'm with it, I'm bad, who's bad? I'm bad, you know it.
- Jesse Katsopolis: I sold my first jingle!
- Nick Katsopolis: Great, now back to the real world, cock-a-roaches, I'll pick you up at 5 AM, we attack at dawn.
- Nick Katsopolis: How many records have you sold?
- Jesse Katsopolis: Well, none, but...
- Nick Katsopolis: How many bugs have you killed?
- Jesse Katsopolis: Millions of them.
- Nick Katsopolis: Stick with what you know.