- Lucy Ricardo: I have a plan. We are going to show Sam what it's like to be married. First, I'm going to serve a delicious, home-cooked meal, and then we'll all tiptoe in and take a look at the baby sleeping peacefully in his little crib, and then we'll all come out here and sit around a big fire and listen to romantic music.
- Ethel Mertz: Oh, that'll be nice... When are you gonna show him what it's like to be married?