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Drew Barrymore in The Larry Sanders Show (1992)

Quotes

Putting the 'Gay' Back in Litigation

The Larry Sanders Show

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  • Arthur: [to Phil] Brian has filed a lawsuit against The Larry Sanders Show for sexual harrassment, and you've got top billing.
  • Larry: Plus, you stole my 'gay dog' joke. What is that about?
  • Larry: You know, I'm a fucking talk show host. I'm all fucked up.
  • Phil: You're ridiculous, I'm hilarious.
  • Drew Barrymore: [to Hank] You're a pig and I feel really sorry for you.
  • Arthur: You gotta talk to your boy, Brian, on getting to stop this lawsuit.
  • Hank Kingsley: What... what lawsuit?
  • Arthur: He's charging Phil with sexual harassment, for God'sake.
  • Arthur: [they enter the room and watch Phil and Brian kissing] Looks like they settled out of court.
  • Phil: [reading Brian's lawsuit on him] Holy shit, this is crazy!
  • Arthur: Goddamn you, didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up, didn't I?
  • Phil: Did you see what he was wearing? This is entrapment.
  • Arthur: If this gets out, all anyone will remember about the show is this lawsuit bullshit.
  • [Larry looks disappointed]
  • Arthur: [gladly] Oh and 10 years of laughter!
  • Arthur: When this show ends, you wanna work again, don't you? Somewhere...
  • Phil: Yeah.
  • Arthur: You know who runs this town?
  • Phil: The jews.
  • Arthur: No, the gay jews.
  • [first lines]
  • Phil: Morning, Marylou.
  • Marylou Collins: Hello, Phil.
  • Phil: Morning, Beverly.
  • Beverly Barnes: Are we happy.
  • Phil: I was up til 4 in the morning... fucking my brains out.
  • Marylou Collins: Weeew.
  • Beverly Barnes: No one wants to hear that, Phil.
  • Phil: I do. And where's Brian? Is it another gay holiday, another gay groundhog day?
  • Brian: I'm right here!
  • Bruno Kirby: [after being told by Hank that he needed to act sad] Hank, let me tell you something about Bruno Kirby, okay? Bruno Kirby doesn't do sad. And Bruno Kirby doesn't take direction from some talk show sidekick.
  • Hank Kingsley: Now you got something.
  • Bruno Kirby: I was in The Godfather, for God's sake.
  • Hank Kingsley: I don't think so.
  • Bruno Kirby: I was in... the fucking Godfather: Part II, you moron!
  • Hank Kingsley: Oh, I only saw the third one, the good one.
  • Beverly Barnes: Don't you think you're taking this thing a little too far? Why does Larry have to suffer, listen to that mess.
  • Brian: I can't believe you. I thought you'd understand best of all because you're a black woman and all.
  • Beverly Barnes: Well, I was born black.
  • [Brian looks terrified]
  • Beverly Barnes: What?
  • Brian: What does that mean?
  • Beverly Barnes: Well, you chose to be gay.
  • Brian: I what?
  • Beverly Barnes: You know what, maybe you should come to church with me on sunday...
  • [Brian starts laughing]
  • Beverly Barnes: No, no really, maybe that would work out your problem.
  • [Brian laughs harder and leave]
  • Beverly Barnes: [admiring Brian's tight outfit] Those are really working out.
  • Marylou Collins: I wish my ass looked like that.

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