French Fight

Michel: So, you have taken my baker?

Jack Bourdain: I have taken your baker. I am a baker taker!

Michel: And you don't think it was a little bit excessive?

Jack Bourdain: EXCESSIVE? Uh, you raided my menu.

Michel: Why are you so threatened by me, eh? Is it because maybe you see in me what you hate in yourself?

Jack Bourdain: Oh, no I don't have an annoying, filthy Frenchman in me.

Michel: Ha! Everybody's got an annoying, filthy Frenchman in them Jack, just ask your girlfriend.

Jack Bourdain: She's not my girl... Take the Lamb off the menu.

Michel: Return my creepy baker then we'll talk.

Jack Bourdain: [laughs] no.

Michel: Ok then, I guess it is how you say "On"?

Jack Bourdain: Oh, mon amie. It is TOTALLY HOW YOU SAY ON!

Michel: It is on.

Jack Bourdain: Yes, I said that.

Michel: Ok.

Jack Bourdain: Yeah

[walks away]

Michel: Your cusine is Caca!