Michael J. Nelson credited as playing...
Morrissey
- TV's Frank: It's none other than British pop star, Morrissey!... He's a little depressed.
- [to Morrissey]
- TV's Frank: So Morrissey, uh, how ya' doin'?
- Morrissey: He hurt me with that remark. Did I mention that I cried?
- TV's Frank: Well, I mean, c'mon Morrissey. We're basically evil, granted, but a lot of what we say is just good-natured ribbing.
- Morrissey: Well, it hurt me. Did I mention that I cried?
- Dr. Clayton Forrester: Morrissey's going to honor us with a song, aren't you Morrissey?
- Morrissey: This is a song that I wrote in a time in my life when I was very, very, very sad. Breakfast, actually. It's called "Hairdresser in a Coma": I cried last night, I died a million deaths. Thinking of your sweet face, and the way you sing. I cried inside, we lied and died. And then I cried again. I must have weep for hours...
- [Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank lock him in a tupperware coffin]