- Jack Landors: A little mud would never hurt anyone.
- Bridge Carson: Actually, that's not true. My Uncle Bernie got a serious infection by sticking mud clumps up his nose.
- Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado: He stuck mud up his... never mind.
- [a holograph picture of Gruumm is shown]
- Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger: Emperor Gruumm - The leader of the Troobian Empire.
- Sydney 'Syd' Drew: Eew! A serious contender for one of those makeover shows.
- Sky Tate: [over communicator] Squad Leader, do we move in?
- Jack Landors: [to himself as he hears the communication] Come on, Squad Leader, answer.
- Sky Tate: Squad Leader, come in. Do we move in? Squad Leader.
- Jack Landors: Oh! This is just great! I could have been in on the arrest if Squad Leader would have done their job.
- Sky Tate: For once I agree with you.
- Jack Landors: Thank you. Now who is Squad Leader?
- Sky Tate: [patting him once on the back] That be you.
- Boom: I would be PSYCHED to be Red Ranger.
- Jack Landors: You'd be psyched if you were the Pink Ranger.
- Boom: True. But Red is the big cheese, head honcho, large and in charge!
- Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado: Here's a news flash for you, Missy. The big blue dog says it's not just your room anymore.
- Jack Landors: You two can work out your little spat while you clean up this mess. On the double!
- Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado: Very funny, Jack.
- Sydney 'Syd' Drew: He's not smiling.
- Jack Landors: According to the Ranger Academy Handbook, Section 5, Article 3.4, "When the Red Ranger gives a command, that command shall be unquestioned and obeyed by all other rangers."
- Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger: I see you've discovered that being a leader has its privileges.
- Jack Landors: Yeah. Who knew?
- Emperor Gruumm: Go to your room, Mora.
- Mora: But this IS my room.
- Emperor Gruumm: Then go to MY room!
- Mora: But you told me NEVER to go to your...
- Emperor Gruumm: GO!
- Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger: Do you have full confidence in Jack Landors as your leader? If you have reservations, speak now.
- Sky Tate: Sir...
- Jack Landors: Figures. He's just jealous 'cause he's not the Red Ranger.
- Sydney 'Syd' Drew: Nothing personal, Jack.
- Bridge Carson: I-I like you as a friend and all, but as a leader... Hey, did I ever tell you that I really like your dreads?
- Jack Landors: This is unreal. I can be a good leader. Tell 'em, Z.
- Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado: It's the truth, Jack. Sorry.
- Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger: The team has spoken.
- Commander Anubis 'Doggie' Cruger: [to Jack] You're relieved of command and Ranger status.