- Bridge Carson: [calling attention to the screen] Jack!
- Jack Landors: [viewing the screen] Sinuku!
- Bridge Carson: More like a Sinuku wannabe, though I don't know why anyone would want to be Sinuku. He's totally ugly. Plus, if I remember correctly, he has realy bad breath.
- Gruumm: When I want your ideas, I'll blast them out of you.
- Jack Landors: Slate, you are accused of numerous crimes...
- Slate: What?
- Jack Landors: ...including identity theft.
- [containment mode activated]
- Slate: Hey, can't you guys take a joke?
- Jack Landors, Bridge Carson, Sky Tate, Elizabeth 'Z' Delgado, Sydney 'Syd' Drew: GUILTY!
- Slate: Guess not.