- Larry King: This is "News and Views." You heard it here first, gang: if you only see one film the rest of your life, it should be "Jungle 2 Jungle".
- Pamela Lee: Wow, you know, this is just, this is quite a departure for me to be on Saturday Night Live. Doing this comedy thing, you know, after having committed myself for so long to serious drama.
- Pamela Lee: So, folks, if you could just, uh, imagine me naked, that would help me out tremendously. It'd be great. Are you imagining me naked?
- [audience members shout 'yeah' and applaud]
- C.J.: Oh, my God! David Hasselhoff is doing a free concert and people are trying to drown themselves! I gotta go, guys!