- Robot Club Leader: Gentlemen, welcome to Robot Club. The first rule of Robot Club is: You do not talk about Robot Club. The second rule of Robot Club is: You do not talk about Ro... wait, I got that wrong...
- [takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and reads it]
- Robot Club Leader: The second rule is no smoking.
- Private Iron's command boot up: COMMAND.COM, LOAD BIOS, AXE ON/AXE OFF, FRIED GOLD 75%, ORAC:SET, ZEN:CHECK, 7 ZARK 7:ON, TO. ROM. I.O., CONTROLLER.FAT, COMSPEC.EXE, BERTHA.DAT, LOG CROSSOVER, CHOCKABLOCK - ACTIV, PARITY SET, MEMORY SET, SYSTEM STATUS, OK.
- Dexter: [smashing up Tim and Mike's robot] You think you're better than me? You're no better than Big Trak!
- Mike Watt: And it is my great pleasure to introduce to you the newly improved version of the single most effective battle bot since Sir Killalot first killed a lot.