Howie Mandel credited as playing...
Dr. Wayne Fiscus
- Dr. Jack Morrison: Hi, Wayne.
- Dr. Wayne Fiscus: Wanna bet how long it takes this three-year-old to pass a mood ring?
- Dr. Jack Morrison: Not a gambling man.
- Dr. Wayne Fiscus: How about Peter? He's good at beating the odds.
- Dr. Peter White: [Morrison approaches White] Let's have a look at this skull series.
- Dr. Jack Morrison: The waters' view is clear.
- Dr. Peter White: You think Megan and Timothy have changed much?
- Dr. Jack Morrison: Probably. But they're still your kids.
- Dr. Peter White: I'm telling ya, I'm gonna put things back together with Myra.
- Dr. Wayne Fiscus: Good. Then you can go up to the psych ward and tell Cathy Martin you're sorry you put her in a straight jacket.
- Dr. Peter White: Hey Fiscus, you shut up.
- Dr. Wayne Fiscus: Jack, you haven't lived till you've seen Peter in action. I had the good fortune to catch his act once, and believe me, he's got a certain way with women. Unfortunately, it's a felony.
- Dr. Peter White: You know, you really oughta talk, Fiscus. There isn't a woman in this hospital you haven't hit on.
- Dr. Wayne Fiscus: Took a lot of hard work, concentration, and a ski mask to get Peter where he is today. You know something for Myra's sake, I hope she's found another man.
- [White and Fiscus have a scuffle]
- Dr. Jack Morrison: [Stepping in to break up the scuffle] Enough! That's enough, all right? That's enough, Peter!
- [Peter takes his X-rays and walks out]
- Dr. Jack Morrison: Why can't you leave him alone? Why can't everybody just leave him alone?
- Dr. Wayne Fiscus: He's doing a con job on you, Jack, and I don't know why you just lie back and enjoy it.