- Mayor Dwayne Milford: [Mayor Dwayne Milford is threatening to shoot Lana and Dr. Jacoby] Don't anybody move.
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Mr. Mayor - put the gun down!
- Mayor Dwayne Milford: Anybody moves and I'll blast her into kingdom come!
- [Points to Dr. Jacoby]
- Mayor Dwayne Milford: And the hippie too!
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Fellows! I've got an idea. Why don't we let Lana and the Mayor talk things over together? Alone.
- Mayor Dwayne Milford: I don't wanna talk! I wanna shoot!
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Now Dwayne, you can always shoot later!Talk first...
- Sheriff Harry S. Truman: Cooper, I need to ask you a favor.
- Special Agent Dale Cooper: Harry, let's get one thing straight. I work for you now. You say drink coffee, I'll drink coffee.
- [last lines]
- [Leo enters a cabin in the woods]
- Windom Earle: No, no. It's okay. Come in. You look like you've had a hard night. I will help you. Come in. What's your name?
- Leo Johnson: Leo.
- Windom Earle: Leo. Well, Leo... you can call me Windom. Windom Earle.
- Pete Martell: Hot dogs! We forgot the hot dogs!
- Catherine Martell: Pete!
- Pete Martell: We forgot the wienies! All beef with the skin on 'em.