Leonardo DiCaprio credited as playing...
Roger Ferris
- Nizar: I have a PHD and they want me to blow myself up!
- Roger Ferris: PHD in what? Chemistry? What do you know about radiological...
- Nizar: Linguistics! I speak 5 languages. Nobody should say martyr to me. Nobody!
- Roger Ferris: You are a rare and delicate flower!
- Roger Ferris: I thought you didn't believe in torture, Hani Pasha.
- Hani: This is punishment, my dear. It's a very different thing.
- Roger Ferris: So she doesn't know anything about what happened?
- Hani: She knows what everybody who knows me knows: that I am an exceedingly polite gentleman and a very good conversationalist.
- Roger Ferris: [wounds being cleaned] What's that?
- Doctor at Qatar Military Base: Bone fragments - not yours.
- Roger Ferris: You're a fat fucking piece of shit. We do this shit for a living. Go on a Goddam diet!
- Roger Ferris: Ed Hoffman doesn't know shit until he steals it from the guy on the ground and that's me.
- Roger Ferris: [having cell phone conversation] You know what? I've had it. I've had it. I can't do this anymore.
- Ed Hoffman: Yes, you can. Now, you just get yourself a couple of hours' sleep. And you call me when you're thinking straight.
- Roger Ferris: You know what? I am thinking straight. You're not, all right? You can't, because you're a million fucking miles away. I'm here, Ed, every day. And I see the unnecessary travesties of this war... that the rest of you backstabbing political fucking bureaucrats... only look at pictures of. So don't you dare tell me I am not thinking straight! This is not working, all right? It's not working, I'm out.
- Ed Hoffman: Ferris? Ferris?
- [phone disconnects]
- Ed Hoffman: I should pack.
- Roger Ferris: Fucking cocksucker. How do you expect me to run an operation, when you're running a side operation that fucks up my own.
- [Nizar refuses to come to them and Bassam has to leave the car to fetch him]
- Bassam: Hey hey, listen to me. I'm not getting my head cut off on the Internet, alright? No. If something happens, shoot me. Will you shoot me?
- Roger Ferris: Fuck that shit, I will shoot you right now.
- Bassam: I'm not kidding.
- Roger Ferris: Quit being a pussy.
- Roger Ferris: We are your friends. We're here to watch you, we are here to protect *you*.
- Nizar: [exasperated] You can't even protect yourselves.
- Hani: And so we throw him back into the sea to swim where he naturally swims, to learn what he naturally learns. We'll see how long he remembers my benevolence.
- Roger Ferris: What if he forgets?
- Hani: If he forgets, I remind him that I have the power of life and death over him. Because you see, any time I wish, I can let them know he works for me.
- Garland: ...and a list of emails for the Brothers of Awareness.
- Roger Ferris: The Brothers of who the fuck?
- Roger Ferris: I can't do this anymore.
- Ed Hoffman: Yes you can. Now you go home, get a few hours sleep and you call me when you're thinking straight.
- Roger Ferris: Your know what, I AM thinking straight, alright, you're not, you can't 'cause you're a million fuckin' miles away.
- Roger Ferris: Still thinking about pussy, Ed?
- Ed Hoffman: Don't be a smart aleck. Thing about that Hani, he's bright, but he's also arrogant. That's gonna be his undoing.
- Roger Ferris: You're talking about him, right?
- Ed Hoffman: Just flow with me, buddy.