Quotes

The Tripper

Hippy: We're going to stay here until we get the petition to save these trees.
Bert - Lumberjack Foreman: Yeah, and what is that petition made out of? Paper, you moron! Paper from trees!

Ronald Reagan: A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like cheetah.

Band member: Well, what you want us to sing, Frank? Taps?
Frank Baker: God, I don't give a fuck if you sing motherfucking Kumbaya. Just get the fuck out there. We have a contract by grace of George fuckin Washington, you motherfucking fucking fucks.

Samantha: Oh my god. This exctasy is really strong.
Linda: You're candy flipping. We took X and acid.
Samantha: Acid too?
Linda: You know that liquid stuff that we put on our tongues? That wasn't mouthwash.

Ivan: I want to fucking kill these guys, man.
Jack: You might not wanna do that, bro.
Ivan: Why? There's three of us, three of them.
Jack: I'm a lover, not a fighter, man. Plus, it's a well-known fact that rednecks love their guns.

Frank Baker: Gentlemen, there's a saying - Rome wasn't built in a day. I got a little saying of my own - Fuck Rome. This is America! We can do what we please. Some of you look a little worried. Don't be. We'll be out of here first thing Monday, and your precious little forest won't be any the worse for wear.
Mayor Hal Burton: Well, Mr. Baker, yours is certainly an impressive enterprise.
Frank Baker: Please, call me Frank!
Mayor Hal Burton: Well, it's just that... there's a couple of concerns regarding, uh...
Frank Baker: What? Gate receipts, profit sharing?
Buzz Hall: Fatalities.

Joey: Welcome to Free Love Festival, where America's best and brightest come to celebrate...
Jade: Freedom?
Joey: Yes! Freedom to do drugs - lots of fucking drugs!

Joey: Shut the fuck up. George Bush is the greatest.
[Linda groans]
Joey: The man's got balls. Big Texas-size balls. Probably the first man in history to ever tell the whole world, "Fuck you. I could do what I want, and there ain't shit you can do about it."
Linda: George Bush is like the worst president this country's ever had. Yeah.
Joey: You're just saying that because George Bush hates black people.
Linda: [laughing] You're absolutely right!

Buzz Hall: If you think this is a joke, it's not. If you don't leave, you will die.
[crowd of hippies cheer]

Joey: Hey you toothless redneck pig fuckers! You want some trouble? Huh? Because my buddy here was just wondering.
[points to Ivan and cowers in the back]

Buzz Hall: Ever heard of the trickle-down effect Cooper?
Deputy Cooper: I don't know.
Buzz Hall: Its when one big asshole goes crazy and the whole world goes to shit.

Joey: [Jade is about to give Joey head] You have just found the weapons of mass destruction.

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