Michael J. Nelson credited as playing...
Mike Nelson
- Dr. Forrester: Ah, nothing like a good shower to make one feel good again, huh? I feel great! Nothing can get in the way of my good mood. What's going on, Frank?
- TV's Frank: Oh, not much. Inventory's under control... floor needs mopping... Joel escaped from the Satellite of Love...
- Dr. Forrester: Well, I see you got the situation well in hand... What? Joel escaped from the Satellite of Love?
- TV's Frank: Well, I better get started on that floor.
- Dr. Forrester: Frank, my towel and your hinder have an appointment. But first, we got to rescue Joel. Oh, no! No! Frank, he's landed safely in the Australian outback.
- TV's Frank: Let's hope he landed on Yahoo Serious.
- Dr. Forrester: Well, that's a good point, Frank, 'cause... Frank, can't you see we're ruined? What are we gonna do?
- TV's Frank: Well, we can send someone else into space.
- Dr. Forrester: Who are we gonna find at this late date to send into space?
- Mike Nelson: Would you guys sign my time card?
- Dr. Forrester: [Forrester and Frank exchange a look] Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- TV's Frank: Yeah, you're not gonna sign his time card, are ya?
- Mike Nelson: C'mon, you gotta sign my time card.
- Dr. Forrester: Of course I'll sign your time card, young man. In fact, I think you're going to be working for me for a long, long time. Push the button, Frank. Say Mike, what size jumpsuit do you wear?
- Mike Nelson: Uhh...