- Steven Johnson: You know what? This crocodile's like O.J. Simpson. He messed up when he killed that white woman.
- Steven Johnson: I'd never say this in front of a bunch of white people, but slavery was a good thing. Anything you gotta do to get the fuck out of Africa is OK with me.
- Steven Johnson: [to Jojo] If I have to shove you up my ass to get you through customs, you are going to America.
- Aviva Masters: [about her "relationship" with Tim and Steven's boss] We go to dinner, and to art openings, and people assume...
- Steven Johnson: Of course they do!
- Aviva Masters: Look, do you think if he gave a shit about me, I'd be here right now? He just... he likes to be seen with women.
- [Tim and Steven sit up in surprise]
- Tim Manfrey: Roger's gay?
- Steven Johnson: International playboy, married six times? He's not tapping your ass, somebody's tapping his?
- [Tim and Steven laugh and bump fists]
- Aviva Masters: Look, guys, please don't tell anybody. Please don't...
- Steven Johnson: [they're in the middle of a swamp] Aviva, who the fuck am I gonna tell? Jojo? Hey, Jojo, you know Roger Sharpe?
- Jojo: [sleepily] No.
- Steven Johnson: He's gay.
- Jojo: Okay.
- Steven Johnson: [sees an random African in the airport] What up, my brother?
- Steven Johnson: [guy stares at him] Well, fuck you, too.
- Mathew Collins: It's a wonder there are any crocs left.
- Jacob Krieg: You may be grateful for my skills. You're after a maneater.
- Mathew Collins: There are more than enough human beings on this planet. The crocodile is exceptional. A creature of far greater value.
- Jacob Krieg: You don't seem stupid, so you must be insane.
- Aviva Masters: He works for Little Gustave too.
- Harry: So many of us lead double lives. In the city I'm just another functionary, but in the bush, I am God.
- Tim Manfrey: He is Little Gustave.