D.B. Sweeney credited as playing...
Dylan Crandall
- Dylan Crandall: She said she'd never go back there.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: She lied to you. She's your kid. Get used to it.
- Dylan Crandall: [to House] If my daughter needs bone marrow, why are you looking at a bone marrow registry?
- Dr. Gregory House: Because that's where they keep the bone marrow.
- Dylan Crandall: I'm her father!
- Dr. Gregory House: How does someone who believes absolutely everything become a non-fiction writer?
- Dylan Crandall: Test my bone marrow.
- Dr. Gregory House: Here's how this is going to end: One day, you'll be sitting at your computer, writing one of your little music books and your daughter will come home with a big, angry policeman who will throw you in jail because, "Daddy touched my poozle."
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Crandall] Blow your nose. I need DNA from somewhere.
- Dylan Crandall: You're not running a paternity test.
- Dr. Gregory House: She's going to stay around just long enough to get your bank account, your credit card numbers and then she's going to be off with her next daddy.
- Dylan Crandall: What she's been through, why would you assume...
- Dr. Gregory House: Because of what she's been through.
- Dylan Crandall: Because that's your default position. Always has been!
- Dr. Gregory House: Because she's still alive! Raised by a junkie, living off the streets. That tends to kick the sweetness out of you.
- Dylan Crandall: Figured you'd have mellowed.
- Dr. Gregory House: That's because you're an idiot.
- Dylan Crandall: If I let you do the test, it means I don't trust her.
- Dr. Gregory House: No, it means I don't trust her.
- Dylan Crandall: I wrote a book about Baker, hung out with him, his daughter.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. That's how babies are made.