Daxter (2006 Video Game)

Max Casella: Daxter, Hotelier

Quotes 

• [Daxter walks over to the security television in the prison] 

  Daxter : Oh yeah! Let's see what's on the tube tonight!

  Daxter : [Starts flicking through channels and security camera footage]  Boring, Boring, Seen it, Re-run, HATED it! I was up for that part...

  [a girl's scream is heard from the television, which we can't see] 

  Daxter : Wow!... Sorry ladies! I didn't know Krimzon girls took showers...

  [Shivers] 

  Daxter : [He changes the channel, and on the television, which we can see now, we see security camera footage of Jak being experimented on] 

  Daxter : JAK! I'm comin' for you buddy! Hang on!

  [Slight pause] 

  Daxter : [He changes the channel again] 

  [Another scream] 

  Daxter : Heh heh. Just checking!

  [He runs off] 

• Daxter : This is not gonna be good. Daxter, it's time to get your orange self THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

• Ximon : Hop in, little furry dude!

  Daxter : Thanks dude!

  Ximon : No problem, dude!

  [Krimzon Guards surround the Zoomer] 

  Daxter : Dude!

  Ximon : Dude!

  [Ximon does a complicated, partially upside-down maneuver to avoid the guards] 

  Daxter , Ximon : Du-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-de...

• Kaeden : You cannot stop... the coming onslaught...

  Daxter : Bring it on, bug breath! I just stopped you, didn't I?

  Kaeden : No matter what happens, my master will be waiting for you and Jak outside...

  Daxter : Outside where?

  Kaeden : It is already written. This city will be ours...

• Daxter : Hey ah, sleaze breath...

  Kaeden : Do you like killing metal bugs?

  Daxter : Well, there is a certain 'top of the food chain' satisfaction to the whole...

  Kaeden : Well, why don't you pick on a bug your own size?

  [he transforms into an enormous Metal Head] 

  Daxter : Eh heh heh... well... technically, you are a lot bigger...