- John Layfield: [the fans are chanting to JBL, you suck dick] I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit bootie?
- The Fans: [chanting to John Cena] Same old shit, same old shit!
- The Fans: [chanting about Lita] She's got herpes!
- The Fans: [chanting to Edge after his interference in the John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam WWE Championship match] Thank you Edge!
- Edge: [talking to Mick Foley before a match] Listen, you don't want to mess with these idiots, because this is their night, this is like, their Christmas, only their Santa Claus is fat, Jewish, bald, and he gives out an endless supply of
- [line is censored before he can finish]