- Derek Thompson: You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.
- Derek Thompson: I'm the Tooth Fairy.
- Randy: Thought you said you were a vampire. You got some inconsistent mythology.
- Jerry: This is my greatest invention ever.
- [Jerry gets out a bottle of Amnesia Dust]
- Jerry: Amnesia Dust. You throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything that happened for the last few seconds.
- Derek Thompson: [laughs] Yeah right. C'mon.
- [Jerry throws some Amnesia Dust at Derek]
- Jerry: That's how it works.
- Derek Thompson: That's how what works?
- Jerry: Amnesia Dust. You throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything that happened for the last few seconds.
- [Jerry throws some more Amnesia Dust at Derek]
- Jerry: That's how it works.
- Derek Thompson: That's how what works?
- Jerry: Amnesia Dust. You throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything that happened for the last few seconds.
- [Jerry throws some more Amnesia Dust at Derek]
- Jerry: That's how it works.
- Derek Thompson: That's how what works?
- Jerry: Never gets old.
- [Tracy is riding a Zamboni and firing a giant amnesia gun into the crowd]
- Tracy: Good luck finding your cars!