Joe Chrest credited as playing...
David
- [Tommy gives his parents a tour of the "Looks That Kill" stage]
- Tommy Lee: Check this out. Pyro coming out of those. Oh! Oh!
- [Tommy grabs a fake rock]
- Tommy Lee: Fake rocks. Pretty cool.
- [Nikki and Doc arrive at the stage]
- Tommy Lee: Ooh, Ma, Dad. Meet the Sixxter.
- [Tommy high-fives Nikki]
- Voula: [hugs Nikki] So nice to finally meet you.
- David: [shakes Nikki's hand] It's a pleasure.
- Doc McGhee: Hey, Nikki, we could fly your family out for the next L.A. gig.
- Nikki Sixx: [sarcastically] Yeah, that's a great idea, Doc.
- Tommy Lee: Oh, guys, I want you to meet somebody else. Babe, babe, come here.
- [Roxy approaches the group while Nikki turns away, having had sex with her in his dressing room a few minutes earlier]
- Tommy Lee: Mom, Dad, this is Roxy, my fiancé.
- [Nikki and Doc look at Tommy in confusion as Roxy offers a handshake to Voula]
- Roxy: Nice to meet you.
- Tommy Lee: We're getting married.
- [shocked look on Voula's face]
- David: What's the rush, Tom? Marriage is a big decision.
- Tommy Lee: Exactly. You proposed to Mom the night that you guys met, and she didn't even speak English. That's love, dude.
- [Nikki walks away]
- Tommy Lee: And that's what I've always wanted, and now that's what I've got.
- Voula: So, how did you and Tommy meet?
- Roxy: Well, I was actually hanging out with this other band, but then I met Tommy, and it was... totally meant to be.
- Voula: Oh, I know this word. Em... Groupie, right. Is that, is that how they call you?
- [long pause, as Tommy looks up in embarrassment and Roxy has a cold stare at Voula before walking away]
- Tommy Lee: Babe... Mom, that's not cool.
- Voula: I don't understand. You say this all the time, like it's the best thing in the world.
- [Tommy walks away in disgust]