- Daisy Duke: [after being whistled at by numerous people in jail] I don't see what all the fuss is.
- Luke Duke: It's probably because you're missing 99% of your pants.
- Bo Duke: And the other 1% is covering your magic parts.
- Daisy Duke: I just got rejected by the prettiest man to even step foot in Hazzard!
- Bo Duke: [Daisy storms away] But I just got here.
- Balladeer: [voice-over] Bo's first chase; Luke's first time; Daisy's first Dukes... Rosco gets his badge; Boss Hogg starts the feud; and Uncle Jesse gives advice
- Bo Duke: You can kill a man with your thumb?
- Uncle Jesse Duke: It's not that hard, really, once you know how.
- Daisy Duke: [about to paint a number on the General Lee] What's your lucky number, Bo?
- Bo Duke: Uh, one?
- Bo Duke: I love Hazzard. I love that Hazzard breeze flowing through my hair. I love Daisy and Uncle Jesse. I love the smell of pig shit in the morning.