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Knight of the Living Dead (2005)

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Knight of the Living Dead

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  • Clark: Dad, I like women.
  • Clark's Dad: That's okay too, but a father can teach you so much!
  • Justin's Brother: Hey hey hey. It's Fat Albert. Put it in your mouth!
  • Clark's Dad: Go get some nachos! Immediately!
  • Shemale Mexican Mother: Yes sir.
  • Clark's Dad: Goddamn you kids! When I was a kid I didn't behave that way!
  • Shemale Mexican Mother: Want some nachos with that?
  • Clark: [seeing Jónas being slain by mystic forces] Well, I don't approve of this at all.
  • The Viking: There can be only one!
  • Steven: Come on guys, there's nothing hotter then "Lassie Cum Home!"
  • Clark: So, we went all the way to motherfucking Iceland from Tromaville because... we wanted to go fishing?
  • Steven: Hey, we were drunk! How the fuck were we suppose to know that we could just go fishing right outside of Tromaville?
  • Dean: Actually, it was my idea and I wasn't drunk.
  • Steven: But you were high.
  • Dean: Oh! I was high!
  • Clark: I don't know why I hang around with you fucking assholes! Always when we get drunk, we wake up at the most stupidest places! Sweden, Denmark... and now Iceland.
  • Dean: I just love Scandinavian Countries!
  • Steven: That reminds me, we need to get a post card.

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