Anne Hathaway credited as playing...
Liz
- [finishes phone sex conversation and turns around]
- Liz: Oh, God.
- Jason: That is a really weird way to talk to your boss.
- Liz: It's not what you think
- Jason: Really?
- [feigned sigh]
- Jason: Awesome, because, what I think it is, is you leaving me at dinner to talk dirty to your boyfriend Stanley.
- Liz: No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
- [feign sigh]
- Jason: What a relief to know you're not someone who licks people all up and down with their scratchy kitty-cat tongue.
- Liz: I moonlight as an adult phone entertainer.
- Jason: Like... phone sex?
- Liz: Yes. This is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. Surprise...
- Jason: Why didn't you tell me?
- Liz: OK, um. I'm broke. I have a 100K student loan, I have absolutely no idea how I'm going to pay off, I have no health insurance. And, so, if you know of a job, that will pay a poetry-major $40 an hour with her clothes on, I'm all ears.
- Jason: OK. I'm out.
- Liz: Are you gonna call me?
- Jason: Well, you know, I'd like to say yes. But... I don't know if I can afford it.
- [beat; Liz turns, Jason chases]
- Jason: I'm sorry. That was, I'm sorry. Come on, you know I didn't mean that.
- Liz: Thank you so much for last night, I had a blast, and there is fresh coffee for you in the kitchen.
- Jason: I think I'm out of coffee.
- Liz: Yeah you were, but i borrowed some from your neighbor. By the way she was very surprised that you had female company, she thought that you were gay. Don't worry, I set her straight.
- Jason: Bye.