Korgoth of Barbaria (2006 TV Short)

Corey Burton: Specules, Narrator, Doorman, Henchman #2

Quotes 

• Hargon : What in the name of Balak are you doing that for?

  Korgoth : [splashes pigeon crap on himself]  Slather yourself in the flyer's dung, they will take you as one of their own.

  Henchman : Nonsense! My grandfather smuggled parakeets for thirty years! I'll show you. Hey, you big dumb bird, look at me! I-

  [gets bitten in half by the giant pidgeon] 

• [theme narration] 

  Narrator : The Great Cities have risen and fallen. Civilization's grip on mankind has grown weak and arthritic. Dark forces seek to renew forgotten covenants, and primordial beasts reclaim the wilderness. Out of the frozen north, a man emerges - a man of a barbaric age, whose merciless savagery may be the only key to his survival. They call him Korgoth!