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This movie was awful, the acting sucked, the plot sucked, it just confused me, it skipped around everywhere, and the only time it even made since was the last 15 minutes, and even then, it wasn't very good. It looks like a homemade movie, that i could even do better with. i spent most of my time laughing, than being scared. This movie is not for a horror fan, the gore and everything looks like something and 8 year old kid would make and something you would buy at a Halloween store. The cover is more entertaining that the movie. i sat there in confusion on who would really produce such a movie. Do yourself a favor and use your money for something else.
- bluefever53
- Sep 30, 2006
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I could only stomach the first 30 minutes of this terrible movie. Cinematography: F-; Acting: D-; Special effects: F-. This is definitely one of the worst movies ever made. My wife demanded (and received) a refund for the rental of this DVD. Don't waste your time or money on this dreadful production! The first 10 minutes of the movie is all credits. The producers knew that no one with any taste whatsoever in film would watch this movie to the end. After getting past the credits you are rewarded with something that looks like it was filmed with a cell phone camera.
If you are in the mood for a scary movie, do not watch this movie. If you are in the mood for a comedy, watch this movie. You will laugh at the effects and acting that went into the making of this film.
If you are in the mood for a scary movie, do not watch this movie. If you are in the mood for a comedy, watch this movie. You will laugh at the effects and acting that went into the making of this film.
- lascolinasguy
- Jul 25, 2006
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I knew this movie was going to be bad, but not THIS bad! I think more money was put into making the cover than the actual movie. This is beyond bad. I mean, every second of this film is crap. The acting is so poor that its funny.. Well its funny at first, but after a few minutes it just gets annoying. Its like the actors try to be bad on purpose or something. Or are they all really that lacking in talent? I don't know, and i don't care. I wouldn't even call this a movie. They tried to make one, but they failed. Sorry dudes, better luck next time. Or maybe it would be best if there were no next time. Do not watch this movie. Seriously. Stare at the wall for an hour and a half or something instead.
I see it's been said, but if you need some more reassurance, do not watch this movie.
Plot seemed simple, Killer Clown out for revenge.
When you see the words "killer", most assume that the movie is a horror, or at least a suspense. Maybe I was too busy laughing, but I didn't find a thing scary about this.
Some of the worst camera work I've seen. In one shot, I could even see an UN-cleaned spot on the lens.
And the acting, my god, a Razzy would be too good for it.
An obvious low budget amiture movie
Plot seemed simple, Killer Clown out for revenge.
When you see the words "killer", most assume that the movie is a horror, or at least a suspense. Maybe I was too busy laughing, but I didn't find a thing scary about this.
Some of the worst camera work I've seen. In one shot, I could even see an UN-cleaned spot on the lens.
And the acting, my god, a Razzy would be too good for it.
An obvious low budget amiture movie
- drown_in_vintage
- Mar 4, 2007
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Forget about the total lack of believable plot. And the acting was about the level of a junior high student film. "Goodness, my father has hit in the head with an ax. I must fall down now. And now I must go insane for a few years." Ha ha. The celluloid film quality is only a little better than super-eight film, and the sound is no better that a hand-held Radio Shack tape recorder. Skip this and find some Steven King. This could have been an idea that worked out if they handled the contrasts correctly--an orphaned teen seems non-chalant instead of horrified, police act mildly amused as the shoot the clown in the opening sequence, and the omni-present blood looks like day-glow silly string It doesn't have enough bad lines to be accepted as camp, just faulty cinema.
Typically when I rent a movie I look at the cover and read the back to see what it's about and if it sounds interesting i'll watch it. I rented this and the summary was very deceiving, this movie is probably one of the worst movies i've ever "attempted" to watch. When I say attempted I only watched 15 minutes because it was so bad. It's quite obvious the budget for this movie was about $35. It looks as if someone just grabbed their dad's camera and a few friends and made a very terrible movie and sold it to Lionsgate. Don't bother wasting money to rent it or even watching it on TV, although I think luckily for the world it won't be shown on TV.
- heavenlygodess69
- Feb 3, 2007
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- rooneyisgod
- Jul 26, 2006
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- nixons_smelly_vagina
- Jul 27, 2006
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Hilarious when your high. This should be more of a comedy. If you have any sense of humor this one will have you smiling. Get out the ketchup, spray paints, and water balloons. Your in for a blast. Hehehehe.
Mr. Jingles is the man! You got to be to squish a watermelon. Ignore all reviews that are bad for you'll regret not seeing this one. Seems like a cheap made comedy but you will be laughing to the point of busting some water in your pants. Watch out for the dinner bell sound. Lock your doors and windows and burn a big one and bring your munchies because your in for one hell of a show. His laugh is the greatest! You make my kids think clowns are actually funny.
Mr. Jingles is the man! You got to be to squish a watermelon. Ignore all reviews that are bad for you'll regret not seeing this one. Seems like a cheap made comedy but you will be laughing to the point of busting some water in your pants. Watch out for the dinner bell sound. Lock your doors and windows and burn a big one and bring your munchies because your in for one hell of a show. His laugh is the greatest! You make my kids think clowns are actually funny.
- highbuzz81
- Jun 16, 2012
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this movie is one of the worst b grade horror movies i have ever seen. the kills are just so stupid, it looked so unrealistic, and on top of all of that Mr. jingles is the most retarded serial killer ever!
at least other movies in this category are at least half way descent, in this case it had a bad plot, no set up, bad backgrounds, no noticeable actors, and a completely retarded killer!
worst horror movie ever mad don't waste your money on it unless you are a idiot and love fake kills and bad movies! this is by far the worst horror movies ever made, this an even worse movie idea than Jason x, which is saying a lot since i'm a huge Friday the 13th fan.
*if a horror fan do not watch, horrible is a disgrace to the genre.
at least other movies in this category are at least half way descent, in this case it had a bad plot, no set up, bad backgrounds, no noticeable actors, and a completely retarded killer!
worst horror movie ever mad don't waste your money on it unless you are a idiot and love fake kills and bad movies! this is by far the worst horror movies ever made, this an even worse movie idea than Jason x, which is saying a lot since i'm a huge Friday the 13th fan.
*if a horror fan do not watch, horrible is a disgrace to the genre.
- horrorfanatic99
- Aug 1, 2006
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- vegeta3986
- Nov 15, 2008
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I bought this Movie at a cheap discount warehouse in Australia for two dollars, the cover looked very cool and the idea of a killer clown seemed (though not original) something that might be entertaining.
What a mistake, the acting is awful the victims still seem to be moving and breathing, the make up is pitiful, the lighting is bad, the sound is bad (gunshots sound like a toy cap gun) Don't mistake my comment for one of those ïts so bad it must be cool comments, its so bad its just plain terrible.
I cannot begin to describe how bad this movie is, the camera work is so bad using the old trick of editing and cutting to create gore, the sound is very bad, the acting is bad, the story,effects,directing,plot is all bad.
Basically this movie sucks, i give it 1 because you cannot give a lower score
What a mistake, the acting is awful the victims still seem to be moving and breathing, the make up is pitiful, the lighting is bad, the sound is bad (gunshots sound like a toy cap gun) Don't mistake my comment for one of those ïts so bad it must be cool comments, its so bad its just plain terrible.
I cannot begin to describe how bad this movie is, the camera work is so bad using the old trick of editing and cutting to create gore, the sound is very bad, the acting is bad, the story,effects,directing,plot is all bad.
Basically this movie sucks, i give it 1 because you cannot give a lower score
- darksorcerer
- Jul 11, 2009
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I turned the move off after the lady dumped the handful of bloody potatoes in the opening scene. I should have guessed it was going to be this terrible when the opening credits read like those of a porno movie: "Tommy Brunswick". And then they just skipped the last names all together and only used first names... and then they skipped the first names and only used nick names. How on EARTH do people produce this crap and actually think they did a good job. This crap would do more bad for a producers reputation than it would good.
However, with all of this being said... this movie was still not anywhere nearly as bad as "Dungeon Girl." You must check it out, even if it's only to make Mr. Jingles look like an Oscar-winner in comparison. They both fall into the great-cover-tricks-you-into-renting-an-eye-gougingly-terrible movie category, but Dungeon Girl is far more terrible.
However, with all of this being said... this movie was still not anywhere nearly as bad as "Dungeon Girl." You must check it out, even if it's only to make Mr. Jingles look like an Oscar-winner in comparison. They both fall into the great-cover-tricks-you-into-renting-an-eye-gougingly-terrible movie category, but Dungeon Girl is far more terrible.
- BillyRayJohnson
- Apr 28, 2010
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- Chief_Firebird
- Jan 9, 2010
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I found this movie at a very conveniently cheap price at $2.99 plus tax. I thought to myself, hey, I love crappy/cheesy horror movies, I'll give it a shot. Oh, what a shot it was. Let's look at the terrible aspects of this movie shall we...Terrible acting...Terrible presentation...Terrible killer...Terrible plot...Terrible ending...Terrible special effects...Terrible all-around. After actually watching the whole movie, because I feel that I must finish it to put closure on the experience, I've come to the conclusion that nothing good came out of this movie...nothing. The only thing I have now is that I can brag to my friends that I've watched one of the worst movies ever made.
Why did Lionsgate decided to pick up this steaming pile of visual and auditory crap is beyond me. This movie is TERRIBLE! Why would anyone watch this? Most seem to have been lured in by the Clown featured on the cover, which should be noted, does not resemble the horribly sad excuse see in the "movie" Don't get me wrong, I love over the top characters, excessive violence, and cheesy gore films, but Mr. Jingles is by far the worse "movie" I have ever seen in my life. This thing sucks so much balls it's not even funny. I felt horribly raped on all levels after watching this film, and why I sat through it, I'll never know. And despite the fact I don't believe in God, I actually prayed for the "writer/director" (was this thing written with a crayon?) to be struck down, or maimed in a way that he would never be able to create another "film"