Paul Reubens credited as playing...
Pee-wee Herman
- Pee-wee Herman: Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
- Mrs. Rose: Corduroy pillows? No.
- Pee-wee Herman: Ha! I'm surprised. 'Cause they're making headlines! Get it? Headlines!
- Mrs. Rose: Oh!
- [laughs]
- Farmer Brown: [all taking a hand around the table] Would you like to say a few words, Pee-wee?
- Pee-wee Herman: Uh, sure. Encyclopedia. Pimple. And uh, hairball.
- Farmer Brown: Amen.
- Pee-wee Herman: A traffic light! Just like I've seen in National Geographic!
- [takes a flash picture of it]
- Construction Worker: I'm taking this biscuit with me. I love it.
- Pee-wee Herman: Why don't you marry it then?
- Pee-wee Herman: What can I get you?
- Joe Manganiello: Milkshake.
- Pee-wee Herman: Flavor?
- Joe Manganiello: Let's say chocolate.
- Pee-wee Herman: Sure. 3, 2, 1,
- Pee-wee Herman, Joe Manganiello: chocolate.
- [first lines]
- Pee-wee Herman: [sitting on a log in the dark woods] Wow, I can't believe we're already saying goodbye.
- Voice of Yul: It's been great getting to know you, Pee-wee Herman. Earth sure is a great planet. Your art, music, pizza...
- Pee-wee Herman: You sure took to the customs fast.
- Voice of Yul: Thanks for showing them to me.
- Pee-wee Herman: I've loved these last two weeks.
- Voice of Yul: I wish I didn't have to go.
- Pee-wee Herman: Me, too.
- Voice of Yul: Come with me, back to my planet. Meet my family and friends. Live with me.
- Pee-wee Herman: I can't. I need to stay here with the people of Earth.
- Voice of Yul: I'll always remember you too, Yul.
- Pee-wee Herman: I'm gonna miss my new best friend. I'll never forget you, Pee-wee.
- Pee-wee Herman: I've never each been on an airplane.
- Joe Manganiello: No! The only thing you're gonna learn about yourself on a plane is if you like the honey-roasted peanuts better than the plain salted. If you're really hungry, the open road is a smorgasbord of life experience. A few days on the open road is worth a lifetime in Fairville. Way I see it, Pee-wee Herman, you got a choice to make. Stick around here,
- [starts his motorcycle]
- Joe Manganiello: or live a little...
- Pee-wee Herman: [to his bank robber captors] Listen ladies, it's been real and it's been fun. Has it been *real* fun? Nope. Mm mm.
- Pee-wee Herman: I did everything you said, Joe. I broke rules. I broke hearts. I lived a little. I wanted to find out who I was. But I found out all right. A stupid little baby crying at the bottom of this crappy well.
- Pee-wee Herman: I gotta be on my way. How do you get out of here?
- Grizzly Bear Daniels: You don't! Not without a seasoned guide. Someone who knows these woods like the back of their weathered hand. Someone who's lived with nature, since they decided to live alone, off the grid as a hermit, and leave the dog-eat-dog world to certified public accounting.