- Pee-wee Herman: [walking up the wall wearing wall-walker shoes] If you don't have wall-walker shoes, please don't try this at home.
- Pee-wee Herman: Randy, what...
- [everyone screams]
- Pee-wee Herman: ...are you doing?
- Randy: Nothin'! I'm smokin'! Wanna drag?
- Pee-wee Herman: No, Randy. I don't smoke. Smoking is bad for you.
- Randy: So? It makes me look cool.
- Pee-wee Herman: No, it doesn't make you look cool, Randy. It makes you look stupid. You're cool already.
- Chairry: Yeah, you don't have to smoke to be cool.
- Randy: Yeah, but other people do it.
- Pee-wee Herman: So, if other people jumped off a high building, would you do that too? Smoking is really bad for your health.
- [Randy takes a puff and then coughs]
- Pee-wee Herman: See, Randy? Please don't smoke.
- Chairry: Please, Randy. I care about you.
- Magic Screen: Me too, Randy. Please don't smoke.
- Randy: Yeah, maybe you guys are right. Smokin' does make you feel pretty awful.
- [he extinguishes the cigarette in an ashtray; everyone cheers]
- Globey: Let's play army.
- Miss Yvonne: No. The last time I played army, I got hurt.
- Pee-wee Herman: I know. Let's play headhunters.
- Jambi: [opens his box] No. I'm not playing headhunters again.
- [closes his box]
- Miss Yvonne: I know. I have a great idea. Let's play house.
- Pee-wee Herman: No, I don't want to play house. That's a girl's game.
- Miss Yvonne: Oh, come on, Pee-wee. It'll be fun.
- Pee-wee Herman: No.
- Chairry: Oh, come on, Pee-wee.
- Globey: It will do you a world of good.
- Pee-wee Herman: Beg me!
- [everyone begs Pee-wee]
- Pee-wee Herman: Well, all right.
- [Reba enters the Playhouse]
- Miss Yvonne: Oh, hello, Reba.
- Pee-wee Herman: Hi, Reba. We were just playing *house*. I'm the daddy.
- Miss Yvonne: And I'm the mommy.
- Globey, Pterri: And we're the babies.
- Reba: Well, uh... I'm the grandmother, but I'm on my way to Miami for vacation.
- [giggles]
- Reba: Bye-bye.
- [exits]
- Miss Yvonne, Globey, Pterri: Bye, Grandma!
- [Globey and Pterri pretend to cry]
- Pee-wee Herman: Why are you crying, children.
- Globey, Pterri: We miss Grandma.
- Miss Yvonne: What?
- [everyone screams]
- Jambi: What's the matter, Pee-wee? Why so antsy?
- Pee-wee Herman: Jambi, I need your help! The ants have escaped from the ant farm!
- Jambi: Can you put that in the form of a wish?
- Pee-wee Herman: I wish the ants have never gotten out!
- Jambi: Spirits, help us before things get worse. Jambi commands the ants to reverse.
- [the wish gets granted]