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Though advertised in terms of spoofing Coppola/Puzo's "The Godfather", this Gay Porn does nothing of the sort, just as regular "parodies" are in actuality just rip-offs. Instead we have a rather strange concept: Big Dicks, Weirdly colored pastel morning suits as formal wear and vintage classic cars.
Made in Hungary with a largely (pun intended) Hungarian cast, this all-male opus is spoken in English, as the studs attempt to phonetically pronounce words in a language they don't understand. Not too many words, as it is the group-sex, homosexual style, that matters. And all sex occurs next to or atop a scrumptious classic automobile in cherry condition. Any of these cars would cost more than the entire production budget, and about a dozen are featured.
Most of the autos date from around the 1930s, with one notable exception. The film's premise is that two car collectors, (identified by the color of their morning coats), our host Yellow (Helmut Muller) and visiting for a party Blue (Flavio McAllistar) are vying for Blue's spiffy red sports car, which is of 1950s vintage, though I could not identify any of the cars since this is not my bag, nor is Gay Porn.
At any rate, minor conflict erupts but suffice to say without issuing a spoiler that Blue comes out ahead of the game ultimately. Even when it looks like he's going to be raped, this being porn he enjoys it.
This nonsense is set at a mansion, but all we see of it is the garage, the better to ogle the beautiful automobiles. Target audience will be riveted to the hunks who, adorned in condoms, hump the heck out of each other for an hour and a half. The morning coats all look like rentals from a Budapest haberdashery and their juxtaposition with the antique cars is merely weird, a fetish of some sort. I was surprised that the current raising of ordinary cigarette smoking to the status of a fetish was not exploited here, but apparently it is only when women smoke that fans think of it as a fetish.
Notable in the cast is Honky star Evan Rochelle, who has the most impressive dick in Gay Porn.
Film was released by a Gay subsidiary of Private which I was not previously aware existed, and which over that label's 50 year history has accounted for no more than half a percent of the company's titles.
Made in Hungary with a largely (pun intended) Hungarian cast, this all-male opus is spoken in English, as the studs attempt to phonetically pronounce words in a language they don't understand. Not too many words, as it is the group-sex, homosexual style, that matters. And all sex occurs next to or atop a scrumptious classic automobile in cherry condition. Any of these cars would cost more than the entire production budget, and about a dozen are featured.
Most of the autos date from around the 1930s, with one notable exception. The film's premise is that two car collectors, (identified by the color of their morning coats), our host Yellow (Helmut Muller) and visiting for a party Blue (Flavio McAllistar) are vying for Blue's spiffy red sports car, which is of 1950s vintage, though I could not identify any of the cars since this is not my bag, nor is Gay Porn.
At any rate, minor conflict erupts but suffice to say without issuing a spoiler that Blue comes out ahead of the game ultimately. Even when it looks like he's going to be raped, this being porn he enjoys it.
This nonsense is set at a mansion, but all we see of it is the garage, the better to ogle the beautiful automobiles. Target audience will be riveted to the hunks who, adorned in condoms, hump the heck out of each other for an hour and a half. The morning coats all look like rentals from a Budapest haberdashery and their juxtaposition with the antique cars is merely weird, a fetish of some sort. I was surprised that the current raising of ordinary cigarette smoking to the status of a fetish was not exploited here, but apparently it is only when women smoke that fans think of it as a fetish.
Notable in the cast is Honky star Evan Rochelle, who has the most impressive dick in Gay Porn.
Film was released by a Gay subsidiary of Private which I was not previously aware existed, and which over that label's 50 year history has accounted for no more than half a percent of the company's titles.
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- ConnectionsSpoofs The Godfather (1972)
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- Private Man 07: The Cockfather
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- 1h 38m(98 min)
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- 1.85 : 1
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