- Kermit: [singing] Frog in the swamp, where mosquitoes and fireflies romp. Where if you're a toad, you stay out of the road. Cause the cars that go by, they don't honk.
- Piggy: I don't quite know how to tell you this, Kermit, but on a scale of one to ten, that song was MINUS TWELVE. IT'S HORRIBLE. AAAAAHHHHHH.