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That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

  • Episode aired Feb 5, 2007
  • TV-14
  • 22m
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Brooke Shields in Two and a Half Men (2003)
ComedyRomance

Charlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor who is looking to settle down. But when Charlie discovers her secret history as a drunken slut, he decides to go af... Read allCharlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor who is looking to settle down. But when Charlie discovers her secret history as a drunken slut, he decides to go after her himself.Charlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor who is looking to settle down. But when Charlie discovers her secret history as a drunken slut, he decides to go after her himself.

  • Director
    • Gary Halvorson
  • Writers
    • Chuck Lorre
    • Lee Aronsohn
    • Don Foster
  • Stars
    • Charlie Sheen
    • Jon Cryer
    • Angus T. Jones
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  • IMDb RATING
    7.7/10
    1.4K
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    • Director
      • Gary Halvorson
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Don Foster
    • Stars
      • Charlie Sheen
      • Jon Cryer
      • Angus T. Jones
    • 1User review
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    Charlie Sheen
    Charlie Sheen
    • Charlie Harper
    Jon Cryer
    Jon Cryer
    • Alan Harper
    Angus T. Jones
    Angus T. Jones
    • Jake Harper
    Conchata Ferrell
    Conchata Ferrell
    • Berta
    Brooke Shields
    Brooke Shields
    • Danielle Stewert
    Deprise Brescia
    Deprise Brescia
    • Vanessa
    • (as Deprise D. Brescia)
    Carly Thomas Smith
    Carly Thomas Smith
    • Eva
    • (as Carly Thomas)
    • Director
      • Gary Halvorson
    • Writers
      • Chuck Lorre
      • Lee Aronsohn
      • Don Foster
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    9jimreilly43

    Beautiful Brooke

    Funny, funny episode about sexy new neighbor Danielle played by the beautiful Brooke Shields. Brooke turns out to be quite the comedienne. Excellent work by her as she drinks up glasses of liquor while visiting her neighbors and before long is coming on to Charlie. Brooke has a body that is fantastic and she certainly is convincing as a sexy drunken slut. As usual one track mind Charlie is all about bedding anything that walks regardless if he was trying to set up his "roommate" Mainly for Brooke fans and she does deliver. Brooke must be in her glory now with the big emphasis on eyebrows lately. Other than Brooke run of the mill, Charlie trash.

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    • Trivia
      The exact same house set (outside and inside) used as Danielle's (Brooke Shields) house in That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami (2007) is also used as Rose's house in My Damn Stalker (2007). The civic number in episode 14 is 5642 and the civic number in episode 15 is 5624. There is even the same gray statue with wings to the left of the door in both episodes.
    • Goofs
      When Danielle drinks from the glass of wine, it can be seen that the wine has been replaced with water.
    • Quotes

      Charlie Harper: [to his penis] Yes, I know she's hot, but I'm thinking long-term, so shut up!

    • Connections
      References The Godfather Part II (1974)
    • Soundtracks
      Manly Men
      (Theme Song)

      Composed by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre

      Performed by Dominik Hauser (upright bass), Elizabeth Daily and studio musicians (vocals)

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    • Release date
      • February 5, 2007 (United States)
    • Country of origin
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Filming locations
      • Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA
    • Production companies
      • Chuck Lorre Productions
      • The Tannenbaum Company
      • Warner Bros. Television
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    • Runtime
      22 minutes
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • Stereo
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.78 : 1

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