Jonathan Morgan Heit credited as playing...
Patrick
- Skeeter Bronson: What's on my head?
- Patrick: Bugsy.
- Skeeter Bronson: Why do you call him Bugsy?
- Patrick: Because of his eyes.
- Skeeter Bronson: Well let's see his eyes.
- [sees Bugsy's huge eyes and screams]
- Skeeter Bronson: Wow! Those eyes would be big on a cow!
- Violet Nottingham: You, truth or dare?
- Patrick: Truth.
- Violet Nottingham: How old were you the first time you kissed a girl?
- Bobbi: Patrick never kissed a girl.
- Patrick: Girls are ick, except for Tricia Sparks.
- Violet Nottingham: Ohh, this Tricia Sparks, is she a girl in your class?
- Bobbi: Aunt Jill, did you get our message?
- Jill: Yes I did, and now it is time for you to get ready for school. Oh my gosh you are...
- Violet Nottingham: Yes, and here is you fat rat. And you, I expect to hear all about this Tricia Sparks next time I see you.
- Jill: Tricia Sparks is two years older than you.
- Patrick: She's hot.
- Skeeter Bronson: His name was Mr. Underappreciated.
- Patrick: What is underdemeciated?
- Skeeter Bronson: What?
- Patrick: Underdemeciated?
- Skeeter Bronson: That's right, I forgot, you're 6, well his name was Sir Fix-a-lot.
- Tricia Sparks: Uh, Patrick, hi. I'm Trisha Sparks. I just wanted you to know that... thanks for saving the school.
- Skeeter Bronson: Western. Go western!
- Patrick: No thanks necessary, ma'am.
- Skeeter Bronson: That's my boy. That's my boy.
- Tricia Sparks: There must be some way for me to show my appreciation.
- Skeeter Bronson: Oh-ho-ho! Get it.
- [Trisha kisses Patrick]
- Skeeter Bronson: Ooh! Hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Patrick: [eating hamburgers for the first time] Mom's going to kill us.
- Skeeter Bronson: No she's not, two reasons, one she's not going to find out, two, when your mom was little she ate hamburgers all the time in this room.
- Patrick and Bobbi: She did?
- Skeeter Bronson: Yep.
- Skeeter Bronson: Happy birthday, Bobbi!
- [Hands her bags]
- Skeeter Bronson: Picked this up at the hotel.
- [leaves]
- Bobbi: [pulling items out of the bag] Shampoo? Soap?
- Patrick: [pulling items out of the bag] A hanger and a towel?
- Skeeter Bronson: Happy birthday there, Bobbi.
- Patrick: I'm Patrick. She's Bobbi.
- Skeeter Bronson: Oh, my bad. Got you a little something. Happy birthday, Bobbi. Here you go. Picked it up at the hotel.