- Sam: Do you have any... complementary fresh garlic?
- Bosco: Nope.
- Sam: Do you have any fine leather jackets?
- Bosco: Nope.
- Bosco: Do you have any gumballs the size of your head?
- Bosco: Nope.
- Sam: Do you have any plus-2 plate armor of limitless squeezability?
- Bosco: Nope.
- Sam: Do you have any Pez dispensers with the head of infamous Mexican revolutionary Pancho Villa?
- Bosco: Nope.
- Sam: Do you have any... ketchup?
- Bosco: Nope. Oh, wait!
- Max: Got you!
- Bosco: Blast! Drat! Dash it all!
- Max: I'd like to mention my pal, Sam, and something that happened the other day.
- Myra!: Anecdotes about other celebrities - even ones as dubious as you two - are always welcome.
- Max: Well, I was battering this purse-snatcher with a broken parking meter and screaming, "Die! Why won't you die!", and Sam said, "You crack me up, little buddy."
- Myra!: The point being...?
- Max: I crack Sam up.