Snow Black

I'm known for defending B movies, but not this one. I have never given a movie a 1 rating before today. How was this even made. The Graphics were deplorable, the sound person hasn't even started school. The boom mic sounds like two tin cans and a string. The fight scenes are a JOKE. The little blurb they stuck in between the credits, that said, I want Snow Black dead by morning, should have been in reference to the movie. The only reason I would give to watch this movie is, misery loves company. Horrible, just horrible.

I should have read the one review on this movie first before I wasted my data... I cant believe that we get a movie like this in 2021... it's just sad, that a "movie" like this was even released..

You have to watch Urbans with an open mind. Urban films seem to be do-it-yourself productions. They go off script. They ad lib jokes. They are intended to be satirical; and they are. Urbans are reflective of a culture that is not mainstream; but are reflecting how they perceive mainstream culture. Urban values may not be your values. Urban culture may not be your culture. You have to watch Urbans with an open mind. Seen on Peacock.

Oh GOD, please make it stop.....PLEASE MAKE IT STOP 😭

Right, well I stumbled upon the 2021 action movie "Snow Black" by random chance here in 2021. And I opted to sit down to watch it, without ever having heard about the movie.

As I didn't know what I was in for here, then writers Trey McIntosh and Robert D. Parham had every opportunity to win me over and impress me with "Snow Black".

Except they failed to do so in every aspect. The storyline told in "Snow Black" was just bland, and it was not helping the movie one bit that the dialogue felt like it was written by someone in an elementary theater class. Needless to say that the acting was every bit as dubious as the storyline was. And then there was the action sequences, which were executed with the grace of a beached whale.

The movie was just swathed in a sense of it being inferior and unrealistic. I mean, the way that the armed forces were represented and behaving, well that was just laughable.

I am sure that there is an audience out there for a movie such as "Snow Black". I just happened not to be in that particular target audience.

My rating of director Robert D. Parham's "Snow Black" lands on a one out of ten stars.