Green Fingers

A lame script, clunky acting and truly awful direction... for me this came across as having been thrown together in a day by well-meaning amateurs. Put it this way, I'd sooner watch Mrs Browns Boys. Really.

Honestly not sure what I've just watched... I did have a chuckle at the odd line... Plot is ridiculous.. Over acting simpleton ridiculous.. And exhausting to comprehend.. Posh bird....met many like her like that, believable.. she's possibly like it in real life... Sarcasm levels high.. But annoyingly high.... I tend to try and watch low budget English films/programmes and ive found some beauties before, sadly not this one though

This is supposed to be funny, I was caught up in a massive earthquake once and that was far more amusing. With no discernible story line it's about two so called gardeners who work with a weird woman with some form of facial disfigurement. I watched until the end to see if anything comical was going to happen but without luck.

I don't normally write reviews but I felt I must...absolute tripe. Acting is dreadful plot is dull. Time out of my life I will never get back

2 supposed to be gardeners, one is so dumb. Not a lot of gardening going on, a women who looks like she's had too much botox. A woman stalker who just as dumb. Totally boring, only good thing is the theme tune which is quite catchy