A Cold Night in December

It is sad to see once-competent Francois Clousot, a mainstay for many years over at Wicked Pictures, directing such junk for Digital Playground in Act 3 of his porn career.

This attempt at a suspense film in the crime genre is stillborn, quickly devolving into its intended four sex scenes used as filler at the company's website.

Adriana Chechik stars as a bitchy, mean boss of a company where she is majority partner alongside Keiran Lee, miscast merely because he is DP/Brazzers's Numero Uno male contract star. Here he's nominally the good guy, but utterly bland in his acting scenes, obviously just there looking at his watch in anticipation of performing his thousandth or two thousandth sex act on screen.

Adding a bit of life and color to the dull show are employees Riley Reid and Emma Hix, Riley as accountant (good for one big laugh) and Hix just looking tall and sexy. Ultimately evil Chechik is foiled for a happy ending.

The chief plot gimmick and twist is so stupid that one is tempted to turn the show off when it is revealed midway through the picture, but I stuck around for the lame ending in which Chechik is put into bondage in sort of a female variation on the inexplicably popular porn genre of cuckolding (i.e., she's forced to watch the other talent have sex). Unknown scriptwriter "J. Bonare" contrives one of the dumbest variations on that old saw of "lucky I had ....blank... on me to stop the bullet".