His Secret Marriage

This one was actually not that bad, but definitely not "good". Also, the movie's title really has nothing to do with the actual movie. "He" didn't have any "secret marriage".

I thoroughly enjoyed watching the young John Stamos look-a-like in this flick. Nice eye candy. But c'mon Lifetime! What women is going to run from his fine self? It's not realistic at all. The movie was interesting. Sure it wasn't great. It does drag on for majority of the movie then the truth is revealed at the end. Quite suspenseful but may get boring to some. Honestly, John Stamos look-a-like kept me watching. He's sexy.

We kept watching this movie, hoping for something to happen, but it was uneventful and we couldn't wait for it to end. Everything looked fake and staged, Lifetime movies are usually better or, at least, not that bad. Not worth it at all.

Movie started out slow and never got any better. The acting was poor and at times over the top turning it into more of a comedy then a suspense flick. Overall good for a few laughs and a nap.

'His Secret Marriage' (2019)

Boring and bad. And the title is stupid and misleading. And Karissa Lee Staples has the body of a 13-year-old, as usual, and never seems to look any older than 16 in all the LMN movies she's been in, fighting off psychos ad nauseam. But Lifetime just keeps right on putting her as the lead in their silly movies...sigh.

The movie strings you along for the first hour and a half, keeping you guessing as to whether or not they're really married or the guy is Iying to her, after their car accident at the beginning.

I need to stop expecting halfway-intelligent, halfway-decent movies from this network, just because there HAVE been a few good ones here and there over the past few years..

(And Matt Cohen looks nothing like John Stamos, btw - contrary to the statement of another reviewer here)

Grade D / 2 out of 10.