Transmutators

When I sat down to watch the 2023 action sci-fi movie "Transmutators", I figured that I was in for another grand mockbuster from The Asylum. However, this turned out not to be one such movie. And instead I found myself in for a Filipino attempt at an action sci-fi movie.

Director Mark A. Reyes delivered one of the worst movies I have stumbled upon in a long, long time. The movie's cover had nothing to do with the abysmal contents of the movie. The cover shows something that most clearly is a rip off of the "Transformers" movie, and thus I figured that it would be a mockbuster from The Asylum. But it turns out that "Transmutators" is actually a serious attempt at an action sci-fi from the Filipino cinema.

Now, I got nothing against the Filipino cinema in any way, but let's just be honest here, no one would ever believe that Filipino cinema would or could pull off a successful action sci-fi movie. And "Transmutators" looked like something from the 1990s, complete with laughable CGI, horrible special effects, and a script that was essentially just a dumpster fire.

To make matters worse, then I had the misfortune to sit through an English dubbed version of "Transmutators". And it is simply beyond my comprehension that the dubbing in 2023 is still as bad as it was back in the 70s. No one actually talks the way that the dubbing talents do; and I use the word "talents" very casually here. If anything, then the horrible dubbing in "Transmutators" just adds to the already mind-blowing cheese factor that director Mark A. Reyes's movie has.

Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with the cast ensemble here. And I can't say that I was in the least bit impressed with the acting performances that I witnessed on the screen.

"Transmutators" is a cringeworthy movie in every aspect. And it is not even so bad that it becomes a fun movie to sit through. No, "Transmutators" from director Mark A. Reyes is just downright bad.

My rating of "Transmutators" lands on a one out of ten stars. Don't waste your time, money or effort on this particular movie; some of us did, so you don't have to. I would actually have preferred this to have been a mockbuster from The Asylum, as to the atrocity that it turned out to be.

I recently had the pleasure of watching the mind-bending cinematic masterpiece called "Transmutators," and I can confidently say that it's a life-changing experience that had me laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. This sci-fi extravaganza seamlessly blends humor, heart, and a dash of absurdity to create an unforgettable journey that left me utterly transfixed!

From the very first scene, "Transmutators" takes you on a rollercoaster ride of emotions, effortlessly blending hilarious moments with profound introspection. The performances are stellar, with each actor brilliantly bringing their characters to life. I was particularly mesmerized by the dynamic duo of Ted McLaughlin and Jane Hilarious, who delivered side-splitting comedic timing and heartfelt depth.

The plot itself is a delightful concoction of interdimensional hijinks and philosophical musings, with twists and turns that kept me on the edge of my seat. It had me pondering the true nature of existence while simultaneously cracking up at the cleverly written one-liners sprinkled throughout the movie. Trust me, you'll find yourself quoting them for days!

Adding to the sheer brilliance of "Transmutators" is the masterful use of laugh tracks. It's like having a personal audience in your living room, heightening the comedy and ensuring that every punchline lands with maximum impact. The infectious laughter from the tracks had me in stitches, transforming my living room into a comedy club!

This film not only entertained me but also had a profound impact on my perspective. "Transmutators" tackles themes of personal growth, embracing change, and the beauty of embracing the unknown. It reminded me that life is a cosmic dance, and we have the power to transmute our realities through laughter and embracing our own quirks.

In conclusion, "Transmutators" is a transcendent cinematic experience that will leave you rolling in the aisles, questioning the universe, and contemplating your own transformative journey. It's a hilarious, thought-provoking adventure that will make you laugh until your sides ache and ponder the mysteries of existence. Don't miss it-grab your popcorn, buckle up, and let the transmutation begin!

Sound of roaring laughter, accompanied by applause

Catchphrase: "Transmutators: Laughter that Transcends Reality!"

2.9, really? I mean that is one of THE lowest scores I've ever seen for a movie here. I mean total trash and drivil gets rated higher than that.

Okay... this is no masterpiece. But, quite honestly, if you just take out some of the super Cheeeeezy dialog here and there, you actually have quite a fun Robot/Alien movie. Even the V effects I thought were quite good. Good stop motion on the robots, really good sets probably considering the money they had to work with. And, to be a 'Guy' (my apologies..) some really rather pretty girls if I may be allowed to say so. I think I fell in love with the blind girl, Lovely! : )

Anyway, with the real, genuine low budget garbage out there, how can this fairly competently made movie possibly be rated a 2.9? No way... And, I'm not one to be quite as forgiving for really low budget Cheeeezy movies as others are (I'm looking at you Leo 'Geek Legion of Doom') I honestly felt that for what this was that the filmmakers made a genuine effort to make a good film with an effective if simply story, good effects, and some really fun Robot/Alien action.

So, if you are a fan at all of somewhat low-budget Asian Sci Fi films that are made with some decent effort, and especially if like me you really dig some good Robot action, this movie truly has I feel a lot of fun, entertainment value and is FAR and above better than most of the REAL crap out there.

Due to the seriously egregious and completely unmerited low score, I gave this a generous '7' which for the way I rate films that means that for me personally it was a solid, fun watch.

I don't know what these jaded fools are expecting out there, like 'TRANSFORMERS' visual quality (this movie I thought was more entertaining than some of those multi-billion dollar Michael Bay travesties out there) but, graded by comparison to other similar movies, I would say that if you like this kind of Cheeeezy fun, but honestly done fairly well, there should be no reason at all that you shouldn't enjoy this one to some extent.

Resiklo is a sci-fi flick about the future where aliens are enslaving humans, though not without some resistance. The plot involves resistance in the Philipines, where hero-type Commander Crisval is much feared and despised by the invaders. Part "Road Warrior", part "Transformers", part...eh, well a few other familiar movies came to mind while watching it, Resiklo is not bad for a Filipino movie, if you've seen many recently. The title, which means "recycle", seems to have ecological significance, but don't as me to explain. In spite of violent themes, this is basically a family movie, one the middle school boys might enjoy. While not up to American standards, the special effects are not bad. Some of the corniest aspects of the movie come from its desire to have "cool" dialog; this made the movie more entertaining, but not the way the producers had intended.

Don't take yourself so seriously as an "IMDb movie critic" . Smoke up, have low expectations and enjoy it for what it is. The Filipino Flash Gordon meets The Matrix meets Star Wars on a 100k budget.

The scene where the kids crash the jeep off of the bridge at 5 MPH, was pure comedy gold. We had to rewind 10 times and EVERY single time we were brought to tears with laughter.

The scene where the aliens beam down Star Trek style is beyond hilarious.

Terrible plot, acting, terrible CGI, terrible voice dubbing, blatantly ripping off other movies etc.

I haven't laughed so hard at a ridiculously silly movie in a long while, and that's the point. It does not take itself seriously, neither should you.