Scary Bride

I unironically enjoyed this crap movie. It's objectively bad. Bad writing, bad acting, horrendous voiceover. But if you enjoy ultra low-budget movies and the risks they can take compared to well produced, Hollywood fare, then you might like this movie. They clearly had a fun time making this movie, and they tried things a big budget movie would never risk...like sticking a fish where the sun don't shine. If you're in the mood for ultra low budget, this was a fun watch. My only nitpick was that it's trying wayyy to hard to pretend it was filmed in America, and the dubbed dialogue was nearly unforgivable. The fact that it's a Russian-made tale warning foreigners AGAINST Russian brides, makes it even more tongue-in-cheek fun. If you're in the right mood, enjoy!

Scary Bride is a lie budget horror comedy. Anthony is worried about his buddy Matt, whom he has not heard from in a few days. He hears some noise coming from Matt's apartment and decides to check it out. Anthony finds Matt with a woman and he slips on the west floor and hits his head. When he comes to, Matt tells that he watched a documentary on Russia and decided to go. Matt met Natasha over in Russia. He tries to convince Anthony to go to Russia to meet a woman like her.

Anthony finally decided to go to Russia and try his luck with the ladies. Once he gets checked into his hotel, he hits up a local bar. There he meets Nina. A local approaches Anthony and warns him not to kiss Nina, that she is a witch. Anthony disregards the locals advice and goes home to Nina's place. Unfortunately for Anthony, Nina really is a witch and she wants his testicles! She needs the parts from seven men from seven countries to devour and become immortal. Anthony must try and escape from Nina. The counter woman and the local hotel informs Anthony of a special stone that he can use to defeat Nina.

Scary Bride isn't anywhere near as exciting as the poster looks. Even at only 72 minutes the film is slow. Skip it!

It's the worst movie I've ever seen, looks so lame and too way far to be professional, not scary not even funny! Just a stupid and disgusting movie.

The Foley sound effects and the voice overs are way too overbearing in this film. I found this the same way in other B films and I just can't watch them. Just use a mic when filming.

I was surprised how good this movie really was. Great actores, with quote worthy lines. It has a serious tone but it's actually funny and good movies references. Just entertaining and unexpected. Some of the characters are really just great. This movies should have a lot more stars. And should become a classic.