Cleopatra

. . . the 91st and final entry in his textbook, deals with Caesar's baby mother, CLEOPATRA. When this Egyptian harlot was not too busy marrying various siblings, children, cousins and parents, she knew all the top leaders of the Roman Empire in the biblical sense, cavorting with them on various pleasure barges when her love shacks got filled up with the noggins of famous Roman philosophers, scientists, statesmen, artists and historians. Maintaining shelves and shelves of such romantic souvenirs consumed so many of her nation's precious embalming resources that the over-taxed population revolted against her. About 14 and a half years after Caesar was killed by the knives of March, Cleo realized her jig was up. Despite harboring a raft of kids produced by her decade with the would-be bigamist Emperor Marc Antony, she evaded the executions of their children by letting a lethal snake sink its fangs into her bare chest. Mr. Peabody skips this part of her tale.