John DiMaggio credited as playing...
Bender • Randy Munchnick • URL • Calculon's Manservant • Funkalistics Lead Singer • Guard #1
- Robot Devil: I rather think we could strike a deal, Bender. I shall give you your army of the damned, and in return I ask just one thing, just one itty-bitty thing: your firstborn son.
- [cackles]
- Bender: Just a sec.
- Bender's Firstborn Son: Daddy! I knew you'd come back!
- [hugs his father, cuts back to the Robot Devil still cackling]
- Bender: Here you go!
- [kicks his son into a fire pit]
- Robot Devil: [shocked] Wow! That was pretty brutal even by MY standards!
- Bender: No backsies!
- [from trailer]
- Bender: [Fry is about to go to heaven] Wait, let me come with you.
- Philip J. Fry: I'm sorry, Bender, robots don't go to heaven.
- Bender: [sobbingly] Death to humans.
- Philip J. Fry: What Bender? Is something wrong?
- Bender: Yes. I joined the club I thought was cool. But it turned out all leaguee-weegies are totally lame. That's what we call ourselves. Leaguee-weegies.
- Philip J. Fry: Oh I'm sorry. I shoud have asked what was bothering you. I've been kind of preoccupied.
- Bender: With what?
- Philip J. Fry: Well, I went to another Universe and fell in love with a giant octopus; and now I'm Pope of a new religion.
- Bender: Love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy.
- Philip J. Fry: Yivo proposed! We're moving in with shkler!
- Bender: Y-you're leaving? But why can't Yivo just move in with us? We'll put a cot in Europe.
- Professor Farnsworth: Don't be daft, Bender. Yivo can't breathe outside the electric ether of shkler own universe. If shkle came here, shkle would shkluffocate.
- Bender: No shklit.
- Bender: What's the matter? Did someone die or something?
- Turanga Leela: Kif died, Bender.
- Bender: Yes! Nailed it!